I am a 53 Year Old Virgin

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  • Use it or lose it. I thought mostly myth until my latest trip to my Gynecologist who interestingly has become my new bartender, I’ll tell her anything lol.

  • Why the recent trip to my new watering hole? BV- Bacterial Vaginosis. Not sexy I know but REAl.

  • Before we continue I need to debunk 2 myths. The first: BV is NOT an STD. It is an infection caused by an imbalance in your perfectly balanced PH down under.
    A new sexual partner is the most likely culprit especially after not having sex for a very , very , did I say very long time.
  • The second: If you experience pain or discomfort you may be concerned your vagina is too small – Good News NO vagina is too tight for intercourse.
  • The conundrum is unless you’re with a Steady Eddie or Friends with Bennies the frequency (or lack there of) does not provide the regularity necessary to open up like a Georgia O’keeffe painting …….
    so I did a little digging to combat this Benjamin button disease and here is what I know:
    1. preparation is key– without foreplay and proper lubrication it ain’t happening and even if it does it will be painful
    2. exercise – I know can you believe it , it’s good for this too?- Pelvic floor exercises strengthen the area around the vagina and just gets your blood flowing
    1. kegals – help relax the vagina, may improve lubrication, allow more blood flow increase, sexual arousal and make it easier to reach orgasm
    1. chakra opening– Your Root Chakra to be exact-chakras are areas of your body that emotionally (energetically) represent certain things in your life. Your Root Chakra correlates to things that are foundational to our being- safety, security, identity, physical health – this is a whole separate article
    2. toys and more toys– just keep handy underneath the bed
    3. Cones – say what ?!– Vaginal Dilator to expand vaginal muscles and reduce painful scarring- the magnets help relax muscle and tissue and encourages blood flow
    4. Estrogen cream– for the opening, softens the tissue
    5. Probiotics– for a healthy vaginal balance
    6. Frequency– my doc said eventually my vagina will form to my new partner…not only have I never heard that before but it was truly the least feminist conversation I’ve had….ever!

  • Ahhh the mystical Vagina . .Some think it to be the center of every woman’s joy, holding the secrets of the world but alas it is a muscle like any other that needs due attention and don’t forget self love.
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